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辣椒最早发源于南美,是个地地道道的舶来品。在我国最早见载于高濂的《遵生八笺》,书中把从南洋群岛传入中国的辣椒称为「番椒」,写道:「番椒丛生,白花,果俨似秃笔头,味辣色红,甚可观。」<\/p>
为什么成都人喜欢吃辣<\/p>
每吃一口辣椒,脑部都会以为有痛苦袭来,释放出更多的多巴胺。持续不断释放出的多巴胺,让人产生愉悦感,也就是所谓“痛并快乐着”~<\/p>
那么 网友的问题来了<\/p>
本人成都人<\/p>
身高体重180<\/p>
喜欢吃辣且能吃辣<\/p>
胃肠能接受<\/p>
吃得起特辣火锅 串串 辣子鸡<\/p>
最后一关过不去<\/p>
怎么办<\/p>
每一次<\/p>
仿佛被人在沙地上拖行<\/p>
尤其是接触厕纸的那一刻<\/p>
分明是砂纸!是锉刀!<\/p>
这位难道只有我一个人这么酸爽?!<\/p>
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这位兄台不必太难过,<\/p>
你真的不是一个人在战斗!<\/p>
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@吕葡萄<\/p>
每次吃完辣椒的感受,呵呵!<\/p>
一句话感受一下:<\/p>
少小离家老大回,菊花变成向日葵。<\/p>
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@赤潮1997<\/p>
成都妹儿<\/p>
喜欢吃火锅<\/p>
痔疮严重的时候拉粑粑就是一直滴血<\/p>
在19岁的时候<\/p>
动了痔疮手术<\/p>
医生检查的时候说<\/p>
我不晓得你咋个这么小就有这么严重的痔疮!!!<\/p>
语气只恼火!<\/p>
后面我问了我同病房的阿姨姐姐<\/p>
才晓得我真的是很严重的那种<\/p>
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后面我去填住院的单子的时候<\/p>
只有我的年龄是1开头哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈<\/p>
最奇葩的啥子!<\/p>
医院下面卖吃的都是些啥子冒菜!!!<\/p>
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我的天!!!<\/p>
肛肠医院楼下!<\/p>
开的铺子都是冒菜!<\/p>
我住院的一星期吃馄饨都要吃吐了!!!<\/p>
但是在那个地段铺子都能开起走<\/p>
说明<\/p>
医院里面吃冒菜的人还是很多的<\/p>
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突然想起一件事<\/p>
我动了手术第三天<\/p>
我们嬢嬢给我熬了鱼汤<\/p>
我都喝到底底了才发现嬢嬢放了花椒!!!<\/p>
第二天拉粑粑的时候<\/p>
就跟在拉玻璃渣渣一样<\/p>
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@李狗蛋<\/p>
其实大多火锅不会辣得这么离谱,主要是火锅底料不能煮第二遍,火锅都是越吃越辣,所以火锅店千万不能打包底料,拿回去也不能吃……<\/p>
吃了一次骉骉火锅的特辣。本来其实没事的,作为四川人,早就有一副魔抗+10的肠胃,但是我千不该万不该打包……<\/p>
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打包回去后,打算作为第二天的午餐,本来麻辣鲜香的底料经过十几个小时的发酵,彻底浸入食材。年轻的我自以为百辣不侵,那天中午我特意准备了干辣椒面作为辅料,打包来的火锅烧开以后,捞起一块肥牛,粘上辣椒面就往嘴里塞。<\/p>
我错了<\/p>
我真的错了<\/p>
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我一个吃了二十年辣椒的四川人,也被辣懵了。很难形容,因为当时脸都是麻木的,不知道到底疼还是痒。作为四川人的自尊心在那一天被击溃,不是脸麻,也不是眼泪和鼻涕流进了碗里,而是晚上拉肚子时候,辣椒油经过肛门的疼痛。<\/p>
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@machine<\/p>
怎么说呢,一般都是吃辣的时候不会想第二天勾子痛,勾子痛的时候会想着再也不吃了,然后第二天继续吃火锅串串,然后接着屁股痛。习惯就好,痛并快乐着么,我家的痔疮已经传了三代了,我可不能在我这里断了香火。但勾子上厕所的时候真的痛。但看到火锅没人能控制的住。<\/p>
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今天上厕所出血去看医生了<\/p>
医生:勾子怎么回事儿?<\/p>
我:祖传的<\/p>
医生:(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)???<\/p>
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小编友情提醒大家:<\/p>
装逼需谨慎。<\/p>
科学的装逼,才是健康的装逼。<\/p>
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那么,吃辣到底好不好?<\/p>
辣椒不但富含多种维生素,还含有可以抗癌的辣椒素,以及具有增进食欲、增加能量消耗、促进血液循环、暖胃驱寒等功效。但吃辣往往被认为会刺激肠胃。<\/p>
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也不必太担心<\/p>
总有来自热心市民的关怀<\/p>
@例不虚发探花郎<\/p>
华西医院的肛肠科排名都在全国前列!<\/p>
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@苏苏苏<\/p>
四川人,已经做过一次痔疮手术了!但是最有意思的是,我在北方读了几年书,我吃辣的水平在亲朋当中算是战五渣,有我在,做菜放的辣椒都要至少减半。每次家宴都在吐槽因为我而专门制作的菜失去了原本应有的味道,我也不想这样的。和他们比起来,如此不吃辣的我也不知道为什么上天独独选中我,承受了这一切…<\/p>
做完痔疮手术,我就木有再用过卫生纸擦了,毕竟那个摩擦感让我极度害怕痔疮再次来袭,而换成了湿厕纸。最是那一抹温柔,擦在屁屁上,绵软,摩擦感小,也擦的更干净。最初我开始用的时候,只能买到舒洁的,这个习惯也就沿用下来了。现在我看湿厕纸品牌种类繁多,可能其他品牌比舒洁更好或者次,反正我也不知道……<\/p>
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(麻烦JD业务部联系e泊补一哈广告费<\/p>
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@墨椟<\/p>
是时候推荐给你们这个伟大的产品了!<\/p>
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(南方公园 第十三季)<\/p>
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大家都很调皮啊,看来只有小编才是正儿八经在关心大家的。<\/p>
其实牛奶是最解辣的饮料,因为酪蛋白和辣椒碱的结合是最强烈的。嗯,可以实验一下往屁股上抹酸奶黄油会不会缓解排泄的痛苦~<\/p>
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你还有哪些和吃辣吃火锅儿吃串串儿…<\/p>
不得不说的故事?<\/p>
搞快分享给大家<\/p>
内容整理自网络<\/p>","img":[{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/F25D86C943D504D89A209401A809E08D973057A7_size10_w298_h160.jpeg","size":{"width":"298","height":"160"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/D2D0805E22137548E4A7D3B430478F21CBDB3E28_size28_w433_h415.jpeg","size":{"width":"433","height":"415"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/8BB3CC15B79BCA3F4604CF42CCCD7E315C01FD79_size54_w700_h700.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"640"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/F023B9C8FAB888524A001DEE1414EF7309B2F083_size11_w240_h240.jpeg","size":{"width":"240","height":"240"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/EF67008479628415C2EEFA1F78A7A6D881FF3271_size1_w90_h96.jpeg","size":{"width":"90","height":"96"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/0C83A765B191DA3152A5DBB5813D02FEAE4709A8_size11_w207_h203.jpeg","size":{"width":"207","height":"203"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/DD1FC5E55E37DA552B5917FFAC836121691299FA_size5_w162_h134.jpeg","size":{"width":"162","height":"134"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/9B98A1F36345B5B520B63C93591205B76D73EEE4_size2_w120_h101.jpeg","size":{"width":"120","height":"101"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/B1C6B16129EC7C8963AD76355962A2AC6F18E32B_size41_w720_h540.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"480"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/D113FD6EFA3D2A64FAA0D7E7A4059080A5FF1F23_size4_w123_h129.jpeg","size":{"width":"123","height":"129"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/3923F74116B302BCA18546710F9C74F3E7A21678_size13_w300_h240.jpeg","size":{"width":"300","height":"240"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/C67BCBB85C3895452EB47F502211792B42362D63_size10_w256_h189.jpeg","size":{"width":"256","height":"189"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/6DE19D6E505B35B86AD53E83D3B9BDF8F836B9CD_size29_w720_h164.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"145"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/472E3DE734E8465E355795B5640796F0DF564EC0_size147_w720_h1371.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"1218"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7182FFA0FCA861594591640D34B0D761AE09C98C_size96_w720_h1280.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"1137"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7158A558443F4EF8E51A7D767FDF67DD36037EAB_size9_w640_h10.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"10"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/262A5218B4AE7FD31557B1BB930FCFD19C7638B4_size59_w664_h372.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"358"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/952E9564BED667BE0AEB51EE2C121F918D717FB4_size67_w654_h586.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"573"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/5FF1E35750C076AA649ED38FF5E3D743396AEEC6_size52_w664_h373.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"359"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/4AF92BDC3914E0EA055ADDC21BBAEA50355EC44E_size42_w663_h371.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"358"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/776B7D9810FC03995CD6DB7925CD6AA7EB15D21B_size39_w658_h369.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"358"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/E6E5EDC85A970E74342F0A6E055A9C2242C8FE9E_size64_w660_h366.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"354"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/F1EE956B6894698F9082BEF1986C02BFFD66AD4D_size59_w660_h368.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"356"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\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