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养猫自古有之。<\/p>
古人养猫,甚至得“下聘”。弄点小鱼干啊,妙鲜包之类的赠给猫妈妈,还要给生下小猫的主人家送点盐,这才能把小奶猫抱走。<\/p>
大诗人陆游家的猫,就是这么接回来的:<\/p>
盐裹聘狸奴,常看戏座隅。<\/p>
时时醉薄荷,夜夜占氍毹。<\/p>
鼠穴功方列,鱼餐赏岂无。<\/p>
仍当立名字,唤作小於菟。<\/p>
——《赠猫》其一<\/p>
用盐“聘”回一只小猫咪,看它一会儿在毯子上打滚,一会儿在吸猫薄荷,好可爱啊!抓老鼠也不耽误,得多给它做点猫饭吃。看它这么勇猛,就叫它“小老虎”吧!<\/p>
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抱只小猫回家抓老鼠的,不止有陆游一人,黄庭坚也抱了一只小猫回家,写诗都轻快喜悦起来了,顾不上搞“夺胎换骨,点铁生金”那一套:<\/p>
秋来鼠辈欺猫死,窥瓮翻盘搅夜眠。<\/p>
闻道狸奴将数子,买鱼穿柳聘衔蝉。<\/p>
——《乞猫》<\/p>
(注:“衔蝉”乃猫的爱称。后唐琼花公主有二猫,一白而口衔花朵,一乌而白尾,主呼为衔蝉奴、昆仑妲己。)<\/p>
哈,我要有猫了!看老鼠还能欺我到几时?<\/p>
黄庭坚的得意之情跃然而出。<\/p>
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不过猫是一种极其我行我素的动物,即使从小家养,也不过半驯服状态。要让猫老老实实,言听计从,那是不可能的事。<\/p>
很快,陆游就被自家猫主子气得半死:<\/p>
狸奴睡被中,鼠横若不闻。<\/p>
残我架上书,祸乃及斯文。<\/p>
乾鹊下屋檐,鸣噪不待晨。<\/p>
但为得食计,何曾问行人。<\/p>
惰得暖而安,饥得饱而驯,<\/p>
汝计则善矣,我忧难具陈。<\/p>
——《二感》<\/p>
放着老鼠不抓,你睡得倒是暖和又安逸。可我的书,我的藏书都被啃没啦!<\/p>
猫:翻个身继续睡。<\/p>
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但气归气,猫咪呼噜一声,猫奴就向可爱投降了。<\/p>
大家都对《十一月四日风雨大作》其二耳熟能详:“僵卧孤村不自哀,尚思为国戍轮台。夜阑卧听风吹雨,铁马冰河入梦来。”<\/p>
那《十一月四日风雨大作》其一,你知道吗?<\/p>
风卷江湖雨暗村,四山声作海涛翻。<\/p>
溪柴火软蛮毡暖,我与狸奴不出门。<\/p>
没错,陆游抒发爱国情怀的时候,也不忘撸猫。<\/p>
窗外风雨大作,盖着毛毯,烤着火,撸着猫,念着家国……<\/p>
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不过猫咪的确能够慰藉人的孤独。伤心失意时,一个毛绒绒的小东西安安静静往你身边一靠, 拿额头蹭你的手臂,轻轻咬你的手指,软绵绵地喵两声。这滋味儿,谁养谁知道,难怪陆游会写下这样的诗:<\/p>
不见麴生久,惠然相与娱。<\/p>
安能论斗石,仅可具盘盂。<\/p>
听雨蒙僧衲,挑灯拥地炉。<\/p>
勿生孤寂念,道伴大狸奴。<\/p>
——《独酌罢夜坐》<\/p>
虽然约好的朋友没有来,外面还下起了雨,一派孤寂萧瑟,但我一点也不觉得难受哦,因为我有大猫撸!来,让我使劲儿撸两把!<\/p>
由于陆游这个猫奴的名气实在太大,不经意间就盖住了其他猫奴为猫主子提的诗。但天下猫猫一样可爱,不能厚此薄彼。<\/p>
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“梅妻鹤子”的隐逸诗人林逋,生活中也有活泼可爱的小猫:<\/p>
纤钓时得小溪鱼,饱卧花阴兴有余。<\/p>
自是鼠嫌贫不到,莫惭尸素在吾庐。<\/p>
——《猫儿》<\/p>
看来,猫的确就是来攻陷地球人的。<\/p>
这该死的魅力!<\/p>","img":[{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/4D54A423DD786578734FCF8780DEFCF2946CE4D7_size44_w640_h427.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"427"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/7A7436BDA9735BAD70983CB4850D7556031FED0B_size27_w640_h426.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"426"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/57A9961C66AFD10951C1EED80B25022D0724A180_size34_w640_h428.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"428"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/27A45E3204F97AE1B1D536B3965FF087E860FF20_size27_w640_h434.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"434"}},{"url":"http:\/\/d.ifengimg.com\/mw640_q100\/x0.ifengimg.com\/res\/2020\/6A7C22BE48FE62B7C459D726E6B4424E4E0A38F3_size61_w640_h640.jpeg","size":{"width":"640","height":"640"}}],"summary":"养猫自古有之。古人养猫,甚至得“下聘”。弄点小鱼干啊,妙鲜包之类的赠给猫妈妈,还要给生下小猫的主人家送点盐,这才能把小奶猫抱走。大诗人陆游家的猫,就是这么接回来","sharesummary":"养猫自古有之。古人养猫,甚至得“下聘”。弄点小鱼干啊,妙鲜包之类的赠给猫妈妈,还要给生下小猫的主人家送点盐,这才能把小奶猫抱走。大诗人陆游家的猫,就是这么接回来","commentType":"0","wemediaEAccountId":"1552300","showclient":"0","shareurl":"https:\/\/ishare.ifeng.com\/c\/s\/v002--NEuLYpPCIgzS4sikAqFQ0WcU5MpUm5xIiAbAQNhbCY__","praise":"0","like_num":"0"}}